An American woman goes to Italy on business and asks her husband what she could bring back for him.
He laughs and says, “An Italian girl!”
When she returns home he picks her up at the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good,” she replies.
“And did you bring something home for me?”
“Something, did I forget?” she asks.
“The Italian girl I asked for,” he replies jokingly.
“Oh, that,” she says. “Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait four months to see if it’s a girl.”