My daft mate Dave applied for a job. A Pole applied for the same job and they were asked to take a test by the Manager.
When the results were in, both men scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to Dave and said, “Thank you for coming to the interview, but weve decided to give the Pole the job.”
Dave was incredulous, “How come? We both got 19 questions correct.”
The Manager said, “We’ve made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.”
Dave said, “and just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?”
The Manager replied, “Simple, on question number 7 the Pole wrote down “I dont know.”
You put down, “Neither do I.”