Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small p*nis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared,
“Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
“Gee, Mum,” he exclaimed, “for me?”
“Just take two,” Brenda replied. “The rest are for your father.”