Latest Quotes & Jokes

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“The Most Successful People Are Willing To Do Whatever It Takes To Succeed”

Joke of The Day

Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A. Great food, no atmosphere!

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“Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” -Benjamin Franklin

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Q. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
A. We’ll let you know which comes first.

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“You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated.” -Maya Angelou

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Q. What did the bartender say to the horse?
A. Why the LOOOONG Face?

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“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” -Dr. Seuss

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Q. What does a house wear?
A. AdDress!

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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking.” -Steve Jobs

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Q. What are the 3 unwritten rules of life…?
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“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.” -Thomas A. Edisons

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Question: Why shouldn’t we trust atoms?
Answer: They make up everything!

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“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” -Walt Disney

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Q. Why couldn’t the bike standup by itself?
A. It was two tired.

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“Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” -Winston Churchill

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Q. What time did the man go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurt-y.

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“You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job and not be paid for it.” -Oprah Winfrey

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Q. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
A. R1ForrestR1